The World According to Michael

 Dennis kucinich seems to have crawled out of the wrong side of the bed.  Or, maybe he's just lashing out at his failed 2008 Presidential bid.  He apparently is suing the House cafeteria for providing him an olive that contained a pit.  And here I thought that monsanto had genetically modified olives so they wouldn't contain pits?  I digress.

I guess you can rack this up to Kucinich's tolerant and liberal outlook on life.  Maybe his self proclaimed department of peace has a division for whiny politicians.  I'm glad he didn't trip over the leg of a chair or burn his tongue on his hot coffee.   His meager lawsuit request of $150,000 could have been much higher.  Now that's an expensive tooth for an old man that probably will need dentures soon.  

This is just another example of how dismal our society is.  Every lawyer in the world is salivating over things like this.  They can stop chasing ambulances and start hanging out at the local government cafeteria.